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Today's Funny: THIS FUNNY LIFE
"I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
Rodney Dangerfield
Today's Funny - THIS FUNNY LIFE
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
George Carlin
Today's Funny - THIS FUNNY LIFE
"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."
Robin Williams
Todays Funny -- THIS FUNNY LIFE
"Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it." --
Steven Wright
Today's Funny -- THIS FUNNY LIFE
"Were it offered to my choice, I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults in the first." - Benjamin Franklin
Today's Funny - THIS FUNNY LIFE
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."
Today's Funny ... THIS FUNNY LIFE
"Note to Self: When you find you're in a hole, stop digging!" -- overheard in an airport :)
Today's Funny ... THIS FUNNY LIFE
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not". - Mark Twain
Today's Funny ... THIS FUNNY LIFE
"Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes ... by then he'll be a mile away and barefoot" - author unknown
